"If you asked me how I'm doing, I would say I'm doing just fine. I would lie and say that you're not on my mind"

Ok, lets just get it out there, girls are very seemingly very complex creatures.

Don't deny it, just nod your head and

There's no mistaking when a girl has confused a guy beyond his wits. Some of the symptoms include:

1. His eyebrows will knit together as he looks after her or re-reads her last text
2. He'll look around the room for any explanation whatsoever
3. If he's desperate, he'll go to her best friend for help.
4. He'll text her and try to fix things.
5. And eventually, he'll apologize without knowing what he did.

I'm sorry, but honestly, guys sometimes have no idea what will set girls off. I mean really it's not that hard. And this is why there is a female dictionary to show guys what girls really mean.

See? not that hard! Girls just basically mean the exact opposite of what they say. I guess that's the golden rule. Although, there are exceptions to every rule... Ok I take it back, girls really are hard to understand. I'm so sorry guys that you have to put up with our mood swings and drama. But hey, on the bright side, we smell nice, are soft, and will cuddle up with you on the couch..

I'll try to be a little less complicated.

-The average complicated teenage girl ;-)